Best Dinosaur Jokes for kids


Best Dinosaur Jokes

Here you will find some of the best and funny Dinosaur Jokes for kids but not only … 🙂 🙂 🦖 🦖

Q: What is a sleeping dinosaur called?

A: Dino snores!

Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?

A: The door will not be closed!

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Q: How can you raise a little dinosaur?

A: With lever!

Q: What did the dinosaur put in your steak?

A: Dinosaur

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Q: Why was Stegosaurus a good volleyball player?

A: Because you can really lift the ball!

Q: What came after the dinosaur?

A: His tail!

Q: What is Triceratops sitting on?

A: Your room is triple.

Q: What do dinosaurs use on their kitchen floors?

A: Tiles

Q: What is the best thing you can do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

A: Pray that I won’t see you.

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Q: What is the nickname of a person who put his right hand in T-Rex’s mouth?

A: Left-handed

Q: What game does a dinosaur play with humans?

A: Pumpkin

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Eat chicken on the other side.

Q: What do you call a fossil doctor who sleeps all the time?

A: Lazy bones

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur comes to a landing?

A: Dino’s grade

Q: What is a fossil located there called?

A: Loose bones!

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars?

A: Because the remains of the tyrannosaurus! (Rex)

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the erupting volcano?

A: What a day is Lavali!

Q: What is your favorite dinosaur site?

A: Thesaurus

Q: Why did Archeopteryx catch the worm?

A: Because he was an early riser!

Q: What is the Triceratops device sitting on?

A: Lower tricera.

Q: What is T-Rex’s favorite number?

A: Eight! (ate)

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Q: Why does the plant get stuck?

A: Because he was a carnivore

Q: Why were dinosaurs extinct?

A: Because they won’t take a bath!

Q: What do you call an eyeless dinosaur?

A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

Q: What do you call a dinosaur blouse to your business industry?

A: Try Top Sarah

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Chicken didn’t exist yet!

Q: Why don’t you listen to the pterosaurs using the bathroom?

A. Because “p” is silent!

Q: What would you get if a pig crossed a dinosaur?

A: Jurassic pig

Q: Why does the plant get stuck?

A: because he was a carnivore

Q: Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?

A: Because he said he loved her “so much” (with small arms outstretched).

Q: What type of dinosaur can you ride in cowboy competitions?

A: Bronco Fountain!

Q: What do you get by crossing a dinosaur with fireworks?

A: Dynomite!

Q: Which dinosaur sleeps all day?

A: Dino snoring!

Q: What is the most feared animal in prehistoric times?

A: Ductile terrorism!

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